For I, the Lord God, delight in the chastity of women.
I was scanning through the radio stations in my car this morning and I heard on the Bob and Tom Show that Hugh Heffner is a "one woman man now." That is correct, friends, Hugh has asked the twins to move out of the mansion and into the "playmate house next door." When I heard this comment I thought; "Hey, cool, he keeps his harem right next door." A constant pool of women 1/4 of his age are at his disposal whenever and whatever he wants. Does anyone else see the irony of this situation? We live in a country where Latter-day saints are chided for having practiced polygamy, and yet men like Heff are revered by many and vilified by few. That is the saddest part; if a man want multiple wives, that is a crime against all that is just and right and doesn't suck. Never mind that he is promising to take care of them, raise children with them, etc. That seems to be a greater sin and crime to some than having a whole house-full of concubines at your beck and call. Better yet is when a man has children with many different women and abandons the care of each and every one, leaving them as a burden on the mother or the welfare system. But if that same man wanted to marry those women, that would be the greater sin. We live in a silly place...